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Hello, MootKeeB.

It's your age is more calling.

Pick up, pick up, pick up.

You know, I always got to give people a few seconds to turn off the hamster and machine.

But it turns out you're out.

Listen, hey, wondering if you had a chance to consider that audition,

I thought to get you to be the face of N95 masks.

Or at least, you know, the N94s.

It's basically the same thing.

I know we don't want to wear them again, but if things get ugly,

we want you to be the face of COVID, my friend.

And I'm not just saying this because I'm the agent and I stand in my 20 percent from the campaign.

But from the fridge of the nose up, you are stunning, my friend.

It's time you get paid for it, okay?

So call me. I want to grab a buffet soon.

We can talk about your next move and I'll hang on.

I think I got another call coming and hang on.

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