#3922 Nothing Gould Can Stay

TBTL: Too Beautiful To Live

TBTL

Comedy, Leisure

4.8 • 2.4K Ratings

🗓️ 13 April 2023

⏱️ 73 minutes

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Summary

Luke has a close(ish) call with internet shaming. Andrew's memory of a very old stand-up bit is confirmed by a listener who went digging deep. And Tupperware is in serious financial trouble, and it didn't have to be this way!

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0:00.0	Have you ever had dreams that you had?
0:06.0	You could do what you want.
0:10.0	You could do so.
0:13.0	You want Tim to do so much.
0:16.0	You could do anything.
0:18.0	TVTL!
0:23.0	One more bodily functions in the news this morning.
0:26.0	The next time you pass gas, make sure no police are around.
0:29.0	Hey guys, you ready to let the dogs out?
0:32.0	What?
0:33.0	Do what?
0:34.0	Let the dogs out.
0:35.0	You know who let the dogs out?
0:38.0	So I was like, of course, dogs are mammals.
0:41.0	Right?
0:42.0	Yeah, dogs are mammals.
0:43.0	They're humans.
0:44.0	No, they're not humans.
0:45.0	They're part of the animal kingdom.
0:47.0	But dogs can't talk.
0:49.0	If you want to pick a fight with your body's sexual chi,
0:52.0	it's just going to drive it inwards.
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