#3920 Noodling Around

TBTL: Too Beautiful To Live

TBTL

Comedy, Leisure

4.8 • 2.4K Ratings

🗓️ 11 April 2023

⏱️ 76 minutes

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Summary

Andrew is excited about his brand new washer and dryer, but he does not want to marry them, for what it's worth. Plus, mysterious UberEats deliveries around Los Angeles are confusing residents and highlighting the different ways rich and poor neighborhoods react to things.

Transcript

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0:00.0	What's your favorite utensil?
0:03.0	My favorite utensil is...
0:05.0	I never thought about it.
0:09.0	Wait, seriously?
0:10.0	That's like insane.
0:11.0	Like what if you had to pick?
0:14.0	Guess I'll fork.
0:16.0	Okay, that is crazy.
0:18.0	Like why would you want cold metal prongs stabbing you in the tongue when it's said you could
0:22.0	have food delivered in your mouth unlike a cool soft pillowy cloud?
0:27.0	What did you just say?
0:29.0	T-B-T-L!
0:35.0	That guy's dumb and into bag with hammers as the bottom of a frozen lake.
0:39.0	Here's some advice I gave to the girls in my dance troupe that the dance tell you drop tournament.
0:43.0	That advice was dance. Dance.
0:47.0	Dance.
0:48.0	These are Dave lyrics.
0:50.0	Dave Matthews, hardcore fans, Colin Dave.
0:52.0	Oh, excuse me for being alive in the 90s and having two ears connected to a heart.
0:57.0	You should be thanking me.
0:59.0	Buy me carrots and whiskey.
1:01.0	No hard feelings, but I hate you.
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