#391: Jilk
The Snark Tank
Snark Tank
4.8 • 860 Ratings
🗓️ 23 January 2026
⏱️ 213 minutes
🧾️ Download transcript
Summary
Transcript
Click on a timestamp to play from that location
| 0:00.0 | Welcome to the Snartek. |
| 0:02.0 | You're about to get your news glazed by the great Chris Racon, Derek Blackman, and Tom Sweetie. |
| 0:23.9 | Sit back and prepare for some action. |
| 0:29.3 | Sit back and prepare for some glazing glory. |
| 0:35.5 | Nobody breathe. For at least an hour |
| 0:39.7 | Can you hold your breath for an hour? |
| 0:47.5 | Haven't you been practicing? |
| 0:49.0 | Yeah |
| 0:49.2 | The record is like maybe like 30 minutes |
| 0:52.1 | It's a half hour. |
| 0:53.5 | So no, I can't. |
| 0:54.9 | I don't even understand that. |
| 0:56.2 | Like I saw the guy that has the record. |
| 1:08.6 | Yeah. He was in one of those little kid pools. I thought it felt it felt unimpressive him being in one of those little kiddie pools doing it. You know, it's somehow, even though you know like it's the same. Yeah. It's the same. but like it just looks like, I'm like, what do you doing? |
| 1:10.9 | You couldn't have gotten like a more impressive space of water. |
| 1:13.3 | It's kind of like breaking the fact that he needs it. When he, but like, it just looks like, what do you do? You couldn't have gotten a more impressive space of water. |
| 1:11.3 | It's kind of like breaking it. |
| 1:12.4 | It's simply because of the fact that he needs it. |
| 1:13.3 | When he, when he comes up, he really needs air. Like, he really needs air when he comes up. So they don't want to make it like a fucking, like a deep pool. And he dies on his way coming up. and it's like, we don't know how long you hold his breath. |
| 1:26.7 | It's a little like, |
| 1:27.2 | it's a little like somehow |
| 1:29.8 | breaking the sound barrier on like a tricycle or something |
... |
Please login to see the full transcript.
Disclaimer: The podcast and artwork embedded on this page are from Snark Tank, and are the property of its owner and not affiliated with or endorsed by Tapesearch.
Generated transcripts are the property of Snark Tank and are distributed freely under the Fair Use doctrine. Transcripts generated by Tapesearch are not guaranteed to be accurate.
Copyright © Tapesearch 2026.

