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Hey everybody.

Welcome back to the Snark Tank podcast. It's me, Chris. It's him, Kingston. It's him, Derek. Welcome back. We're local today. Or not local today. We're opposite. We're remote today. So Derek's train on the day that we were initially supposed to record this, Derek's train was stupid late.

And so it made us push the day.

Why was that again?

Because you texted us.

Yeah. And I was like, are you sure?

So at this point, I was at the, I was like, fuck it.

I'm going to do errands.

I'm going to go to the gym.

And then Jojo actually became curious about what the fuck was going on with the train. And it was like, oh, uh, an Amtrak train hit a person. And the trains are delayed from, you know, from this area to this era. And I was just like, that's because I, I've, I've, I've haven't, I was, I've been thinking about that. I was like, when am I going to see someone get fucking hit? Because apparently in L.A. It happens a lot because people are crazy over there. Yeah, more than you would think, I guess. You know what I mean? Like, yeah. Yeah. So I still haven't witnessed it, but there is, I just, because it's so easy to not.

So it must be deliberate every time.

Because you can't like, I don't think it's like, we don't have any trains over here like the fucking subways where it's all deep.

And like say if you accidentally fall at some point, it's hard like you can hurt yourself where it's all deep and like say if you accidentally fall at some

point it's hard like you can hurt yourself and it's hard it's all shallow so motherfuckers are

timing that shit they're just like making us making it inconvenient for everyone to kill themselves

and like come on man what are you doing it is crazy to me that like i don't understand how a person gets hit by a train accidentally. Like that's, I don't think that happens. Right. Really. I think it happens, but it's like, how? How? How could it happen? You can just, you can trip. It happens. Shit happens, dude. No. No. Okay. Never mind. What do you mean? You can trip, you can trip and hit a train that you don't see coming? No, you can trip onto tracks and then fall and get hit by a train.

It's happening.

Like people also rushing to get trains.

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