#390: F***ING LEAVE
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🗓️ 19 January 2026
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| 0:00.0 | Welcome to the Snartek. |
| 0:02.0 | You're about to get your news glazed by the great Chris Racon, Derek Blackman, and Tom Sweetie. |
| 0:23.9 | Sit back and prepare for some action. |
| 0:29.2 | Sit back and prepare for some glazing glory. |
| 0:37.8 | I saw this nigga fucking stabbing a woman at Starbucks. That's curious. Yeah, I was like, man, I really need some caffeine. I rolled in. And then, like, this guy was like, it was so fast. It looked like his arm wasn't moving. And then he was like, oh, hey, Derek. And then, like, as if nothing happened. Yeah, yeah. And then even the workers were like, they got to get their paper. I really don't care either. |
| 0:54.8 | Yeah. |
| 0:55.1 | Hopefully she died. |
| 0:56.1 | I don't know. Yeah, I thought that was pretty crazy. But like, you know, I just wasn't expecting him to walk in. Yeah. Like, is it better to kill somebody and fail or kill somebody and succeed? Or stab somebody and succeed in killing them or like them living? What are you saying? One more time. Like if I'm stabbing somebody, it's better to kill them than to have them. |
| 1:12.0 | Oh, like, finish them off, then just like leave them. |
| 1:14.7 | It appears. living. What are you saying? One more time. Like if I'm stabbing somebody, it's better to kill them than to like have them. |
| 1:12.0 | Oh, like finish them off? |
| 1:13.1 | Then just like leave them. |
| 1:14.6 | It depends. |
| 1:15.3 | Where did you stab them? |
| 1:16.3 | How many times? You know, like, might as well finish the job, you know, if you're going to do that. So like, say you stabbed them in the arm. You think you should be like, oh, I might as well stab him in the heart now. |
| 1:24.7 | Why would you stab somebody? |
| 1:25.7 | That's such a pussy place to stab somebody. |
| 1:27.0 | Well, because maybe, I don't know, man. |
| 1:29.2 | I don't stab people all the time. |
| 1:30.6 | Not as much as me hard now. Why would you stabs my arm? That's such a pussy place to stab somebody. Well, because maybe, I don't know, man. |
| 1:29.2 | I don't stab people all the time. Not as much as I used to. He's like, I don't know. Like, what a loser. I didn't expect anybody to walk in. Yeah. Like, I don't know. It was weird. It was a weird interaction. I'm not a stab. |
| 1:43.4 | Before we recorded, |
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