#3870 Text Yourself Before You Rext Yourself

TBTL: Too Beautiful To Live

TBTL

Leisure, Comedy

4.8 • 2.4K Ratings

🗓️ 31 January 2023

⏱️ 85 minutes

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Summary

Luke does his best to corrupt a minor while placing bets at a basketball game. Andrew can't tell the difference between Bill Hader, Will Forte, and Jason Sudeikis. And a Seattle band says they got fired from a gig at an Amazon-owned arena after singing lyrics that made fun of Jeff Bezos.

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0:00.0	Extraordinary, streaming exclusive on Disney Plus this January.
0:04.2	Would you say your greatest weakness is crippling insecurity?
0:06.8	Selfish and elazy, a lack ambition.
0:08.6	Stobborn, argumentative, jealous, lonely and people of love.
0:11.3	I only wash my hands after someone else in the bathroom.
0:13.6	I don't know why I just told you that.
0:16.0	Me, Jen.
0:17.0	He was such a brave, never-so-jab.
0:19.2	Extraordinary, an original series.
0:21.2	What? You're so free.
0:22.2	Maybe I should take my brow off.
0:23.6	Streaming January 25 exclusive on Disney Plus.
0:26.6	18-plus subscription required season C's apply.
0:56.6	All right, let's get to work actors.
1:01.2	I've got three words for you.
1:02.6	Glen Gary.
1:04.6	Glen.
1:05.6	Ross.
1:07.6	Coffee's for closures only.
1:10.4	You call yourself a salesman, you son of a bitch.
1:13.8	Hi, I'm from downtown.
1:15.8	I'm from Itch and Murray.
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