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TBTL: Too Beautiful To Live

#3869 Joyfully Incredulous

TBTL: Too Beautiful To Live

TBTL

Leisure, Comedy

4.82.4K Ratings

🗓️ 30 January 2023

⏱️ 87 minutes

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Summary

Instagram removed one of Luke's photos, and he thinks the Illuminati is involved. Andrew learns that "The Chocolate Cough" isn't a universal phenomenon. And neighbors in Astoria, WA, are dealing with some major Goonies-related drama.

Transcript

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0:00.0

Fool me once

0:02.3

Shame on you

0:04.3

for me twice

0:06.0

Shame on me for me three times

0:09.4

This twice as much shame on me. I cannot believe I allowed you to fool me

0:15.0

Again, she definitely learned from the first time not to be fool me four times shame back on you actually

0:22.2

You are picking on a vulnerable man

0:24.2

Something has obviously gone wrong with me

0:29.4

For me five times shame on me again. I mean, there's

0:32.8

Unvolvable but it's someone you have to take some personal responsibility for crying out loud

0:38.6

For me six times

0:41.6

And I have alluded you into my trap

0:45.8

Pretending to be a fool six consecutive times

0:49.2

I did you a false sense of security only the fripper

0:55.6

And now you have a fool and you have the shame

1:00.6

For me seven times you saw through my trick

1:04.8

But there's no shame because I'm getting fooled by the best

1:07.8

TVTL

1:14.3

Hey Johnny oh, hi, Danny. What's wrong with Mark? He's cranky today

1:19.4

All right, let's toss the ball around. I'm a man of few words

1:24.4

But those words will count and so am I actions

1:28.0

Sooner or later, gentlemen, you will eat your words. You can't be that overly competent. We never baby never you might eat that

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