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The Tim Dillon Show

383 - Biden’s SOTU & The Lazarus Drug

The Tim Dillon Show

The Tim Dillon Show

News, News Commentary, Comedy

4.812.2K Ratings

🗓️ 9 March 2024

⏱️ 58 minutes

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Tim dives into President Biden’s State of the Union, justice arriving for the Gilbert Goons, being a prosecutor, super commuting versus forever renting and homeless people’s favorite ice cream.

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0:00.0

Ladies and gentlemen welcome to the Tim Dillon show Joe Biden looked good

0:04.9

he did he looked very good

0:07.1

i mean he's old we know he's old but whatever he's on whatever uh... drug that they have him on is working it worked.

0:15.0

You know I mean he was a little overboard with like Russia's marching through Europe and

0:20.0

I'm not commenting on the substance of what he said but the the aesthetic was like this guy came to

0:28.3

fucking party he was doing crowd work, going off script, going back and forth with Marjorie Taylor Green.

0:39.0

I didn't know if he was going to be, yeah he had a couple of flubs that were troubling, but we're used to them.

0:46.6

It's all about getting people used to the thing.

0:52.4

Everybody gets used to the thing that the press like George W Bush also couldn't speak and he would

1:01.4

make up words and then it just became like oh it's fun it's fun you know so

1:10.0

his Biden's thing is gonna be you, every now and then he's going to go,

1:14.4

you know, he's going to stop, he's going to look like he's dead, he's going to search for a word he cannot find.

1:23.5

And then he'll eventually get it,

1:25.4

and you're going to be kind of hanging on in that moment.

1:28.6

There was a few times during the state of the union

1:30.6

where you were like, it's almost done.'s almost over come on you got this you got it and you were

1:37.3

hanging on to his word you know you're like whoa what are you going for you go he goes, yeah, you got a plane,

1:44.0

we go to my, I'll take it to Moscow.

1:46.0

And then he goes, well, not Moscow, he goes,

1:48.0

but, but he goes, maybe Moscow.

1:50.0

Like he doubled back, he saved it. So that's what's going to end in the debate.

1:56.0

I mean whoa the debates are going to be just hoof like hanging on for dear life to every word he says but it's made him kind of

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