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The Tim Dillon Show

384 - Kate Middleton & Sociopaths With Logos

The Tim Dillon Show

The Tim Dillon Show

News, News Commentary, Comedy

4.812.2K Ratings

🗓️ 17 March 2024

⏱️ 67 minutes

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Tim talks about Putin, being 17 your whole life, fat cowards, the Pope’s comments on Ukraine, Kate Middleton’s whereabouts and the longest running reality show in the world.

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Transcript

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0:00.0

Ladies and gentlemen welcome to the Tim Dillon show

0:03.5

Vladimir Putin in a nail bider is going to win the election in Russia

0:08.2

and we do have to extend our congratulations to him this is this is kind of somewhat unexpected. This was a very close race.

0:16.0

Many of the other people that were running against Vladimir fell ill at the last minute were unable to perform their duties.

0:28.1

You know, it was shocking to him as well, I'm sure.

0:30.8

So, you know, he, I believe will win, you know, I believe will win you know I mean he's definitely you know you

0:38.0

know he really is the the beneficiary of some good luck with a lot of these challengers that just, you know, seem to have

0:45.9

medical issues. They seem to have medical, unexplained medical problems that happen and they do happen. That's the thing they do happen. So everybody that's

0:56.1

you know conspiracy minded or you know they do have people fall. People fall all the time.

1:04.0

Now, most people don't live in buildings that are high enough when they fall out of a window.

1:08.0

It's a real problem.

1:09.0

Most people fall on their steps or they fall because the floor is wet at Wendy's but some of these guys they fall out of you

1:17.8

know these are beautiful homes these are these are you know penthouses perhaps and when they fall some of them get impaled on a

1:25.9

gate or a fence outside it is difficult you know it depends where you're falling

1:31.4

from really so we do wish Vladimir Putin

1:35.2

well as always and you know we we hope that he's happy.

1:44.4

We hope he's happy.

1:47.6

No one talks about that.

1:50.8

He's had, there's a lot of pressure. Think of everything you do every day and how much

1:57.5

pressure there is on you to make the lunch for the kids, to get to work, right?

2:06.4

And dawn's in.

2:08.0

Ugh, you gotta see dawn.

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