Ladies and gentlemen welcome to the Tim Dillon show so excited to perform at Royal Albert Hall in London. This is a

iconic venue. This is one of the this is one of the big ones. Very, very excited there.

Tickets are on sale right now. Promo code fake Biz, F A K E B I Z, if you are in the market for tickets for that show, it'll be great great I'm really excited about that is there's some

tickets that end up being reserved for the aristocracy the lords and ladies and people that the keeping them for people that are higher, highborn, highborn.

They have that in England, they have class,

and that's okay.

And that's okay, nobody's offended by it.

Nobody screams and yells about it.

Well, people do.

But it doesn't matter.

They still do what they're going to do.

So if you are one of those Lords or ladies

and you have a reserve ticket, then, you know, have no fear.

But for everyone else you should go and buy it you should go and buy a ticket to the show it'll be very exciting other dates in Europe I'm doing at venues that are not as impressive in countries that have less money, but are still important.

Our Manchester, which is the north of, you know, northern UK, northern England, which we love.

We love the people there.

Belfast, I don't know what venue I'm doing in Belfast. I imagine a grocery store or something. I don't even know what's happening.

I imagine the site of a bombing, I'll be there.

Belfast, which is in Northern Ireland,

but it's good now.

Glasgow in Scotland, a very fun city city of the future they say Glasgow very gray and

I remember when I me and Sam Talent who I'll be returning with had dinner there at an Italian

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