#3827 Too Vig To Fail

TBTL: Too Beautiful To Live

TBTL

Comedy, Leisure

4.8 • 2.4K Ratings

🗓️ 1 December 2022

⏱️ 72 minutes

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Summary

Andrew's latest house repair dilemma has left him feeling like an idiot, but he is excited to see that one of his favorite corn chips is back on the market. Plus, Luke's attempts to turn Instagram into the new Twitter aren't going super hot.

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0:00.0	Dude Liam, I just started spotify rap on your story.
0:03.5	You Renaissance man, hell yes!
0:06.1	Drake, Jack Harlow, Taymim Pala, what do you listen to?
0:11.2	Sorry, I shouldn't even be looking you in the eyes.
0:13.6	A top 1% listener of Drake?
0:16.7	Congrats bro, seriously, congrats like you earned that shit.
0:20.0	And I knew your top genre would be undergrad rap.
0:22.4	You were always putting me on the new shit.
0:24.4	Fire shit!
0:25.4	And your aura, hype and chill.
0:28.8	That's so you bro, that's so you.
0:33.1	My aura's not been as glowing.
0:35.5	It's been a pretty dark year for me, start to finish.
0:40.8	TVTL!
0:41.4	What did you have to do?
0:48.7	You could just do anything to spare your tush at all.
0:52.0	I mean was it just hard swing and keep moving?
0:55.8	You're more beautiful in Cinderella.
0:58.8	You smell like pine needles and you have a face like sunshine.
1:03.0	Pretty much anything to do with cats and the internet works.
1:08.5	For one thing I have no shame before another mortal.
1:13.0	All my shame is between myself and Christ.
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