#3826 I Uke Luke
TBTL: Too Beautiful To Live
TBTL
4.8 • 2.4K Ratings
🗓️ 30 November 2022
⏱️ 70 minutes
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Summary
Luke's in the middle of a challenging video shoot, and his canine costar isn't making things any easier. He and Andrew (and Genevieve) also say goodbye to Clarence "The Quarterback Is Toast" Gilyard, Jr.
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| 0:00.0 | When you eat pasta, you are essentially sending a hormonal message to your body saying pack on more fat. That's what's happening. |
| 0:08.2 | So even without cakes and chocolate pasta itself |
| 0:12.6 | Tinned into sugars in your body. That's what makes you gain all the weight. Well, that's it. We're throwing our pasta out Peter. All pastas |
| 0:19.2 | Lasagna all of it. We're done. |
| 0:22.8 | We're even for all no no no no |
| 0:27.0 | Just have a look at it. No, we're cutting it out of our diet. We are done with pasta. We are done with spaghetti |
| 0:33.2 | We are done with the weeny feta chini feta chini doesn't count absolutely counts. No more pasta. Just have a bowl of spaghetti. Come on |
| 0:40.4 | No, what happens to you? What happened? No more pasta for you or me? |
| 0:45.5 | Okay, it's over. We're done |
| 0:47.5 | Okay |
| 0:54.5 | TVTL |
| 0:59.5 | He is a fan of the outrageous. He loves to surprise. He loves other things as well. |
| 1:08.5 | Oh, this is the best pizza in a cup ever. This guy's unbelievable. He ran the old cup of pizza guy out of business. |
| 1:13.5 | Game day bucket go boom, but it's not on TV. That's a touch is an internet thing. Okay? |
| 1:24.0 | All right, hello good morning and welcome everyone to a Wednesday edition of TVTL |
| 1:29.5 | I can't believe you're still on the air the show that just might be too beautiful to live my name is Luke Burbank |
| 1:35.5 | I am your host. I'd like to grow a pair sometime coming to you from the |
| 1:40.3 | Redmond Overlake District of the Eastern side |
| 1:46.3 | Seattle, Washington |
| 1:48.3 | Where as I look out the window of this aloft hotel. I see snow on the ground |
| 1:53.6 | I see icicles forming and well, I feel like this is the perfect weather pattern for us to arrive at episode |
| 2:02.5 | 3,826 in a collector series. Let the fun begin. I'm over here on the |
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