Ladies and gentlemen welcome to the show we are late and we apologize for that because

I was coming back from the Levity Live comedy club in the Palisades Mall, what a treat.

And, you know, it's a dump, it's a fun dump,

and the audiences were fun.

It's, the area is kind of a dud and I was coming back and I was on the FDR and I hit a big

pothole with my car which is a luxury car, and I was up in Harlem when that happened.

So I turned off the FDR drive onto a street corner in Harlem, you know, with this brand new Bentley

car, which the people in Harlem loved to be honest

were very complimentary about it everyone that was walking by was like we love the

car what kind of cars this this is very nice and there were cops parked there who promptly left when I got there.

They were like, well, let's see what happens, which I would have done to if I was a cop.

I would have said, I would have said, it's not going to be any fun if we sit here on the corner.

Let's take a loop and then see.

And we couldn't get a tow truck till 4 a.m.

And it was just me and my opener and we were sitting in the Bentley and it was on we're on

a hundred and forty-fifth street uh... sitting there in the Bentley and we were sitting there in

the Bentley and we would stand outside of it periodically from time to time and people

would walk over and talk to us and some people would look at us and some people would you know and then the one

tow truck guy we got a pizza at one point we're eating the pizza and one tow truck

guy came over it looks like a Dominican guy he's like, I can't tow it because it needs a flatbed.

And I was like, yeah, that makes sense, you know, and he's like, you gotta watch out for these Venezuelan.

I'm like, what? And he goes, yeah, the Venezuelan migrants, they're

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