38: Tellin' Jokes to Dead People

Stiff Socks

Trevor Wallace and Michael Blaustein | Audioboom Studios

Stand-up, Comedy

4.8 • 7.3K Ratings

🗓️ 9 October 2019

⏱️ 63 minutes

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Summary

The socks are wet in this one, people. The bois try to figure out Weenuses, if they would date a girl with a stutter, and how to tell jokes to almost dead people on a boat. They also investigate jerking off in hot tubs and how to get a big ole tampon stuck in your vagina. Trevor and Michael are doctors.

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0:08.9	Traditional honeycomb, strawberry swirl.
0:12.0	All these are resistible flavors leave me with one question.
0:15.6	Do I have one scoop or two?
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0:22.9	and available nationwide at a supermarket near you.
0:26.1	Mmm Maccase, making simple, delicious.
0:30.0	You come home and she's all mad at you.
0:31.2	She's like, Trevor Huck?
0:33.2	Good, you know, I'm like, drop the base and she's like, God damn it.
0:36.0	I'm like,
0:39.9	Dude, if a girl looked at me, she goes,
0:41.6	get what I got my navel pierced.
0:43.9	I'm fucking.
0:44.6	I'm for real fucking because then she just sounds like she knows exactly what the
0:48.5	fuck you're talking about.
0:49.7	Like if you said navel and you didn't go to medical school,
0:52.7	right?
0:53.2	That's the thing about that.
0:54.6	Did you know the back?
0:56.4	Do you remember how crazy, at least for me, you know, crazy,
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