38: What Position Were You Conceived In?

Stiff Socks

Trevor Wallace and Michael Blaustein | Audioboom Studios

Stand-up, Comedy

4.8 • 7.3K Ratings

🗓️ 2 October 2019

⏱️ 66 minutes

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Summary

Trev and Mike lay it all out on the line in this one. From discussing the difference between crows and ravens to why the English language can suck a d*ck, they leave no stone unturned. They riff about why pigeons suck and Lil Wayne's general wellbeing. They also discuss a topic that could get you killed in most states: What position they think they were conceived in. This is a science podcast.

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0:00.0	Elevates your summer nights with all the indulgence of the new Magnum Double Star Chaser.
0:07.0	It crack in chocolate, popcorn flavor, and rich caramel sauce for the night.
0:15.0	Pleasure is always on.
0:17.0	Magnum, true to pleasure.
0:20.0	So you were conceived on Thanksgiving.
0:23.0	On Thanksgiving, in my dad's childhood bed at my grandma's house with both my parents.
0:29.0	I don't know how, how high they were on cookin', but they were on cookin'.
0:32.0	Wow.
0:33.0	And then my dad had a miracle baby.
0:34.0	My dad has the audacity to tell me that that's why I'm a comedian.
0:37.0	Oh, it's fun and weird.
0:40.0	It feels so weird.
0:42.0	It feels weird.
0:43.0	Why does it feel weird?
0:44.0	Probably because we're in a new studio, dude.
0:47.0	It feels odd.
0:48.0	It does.
0:49.0	The acoustics are different.
0:50.0	The last place we were recording at might have been a trap Lord's house where there might
0:55.0	have just been a lot of drug deal.
0:56.0	We don't really know.
0:57.0	And now we're in a very coiffed neighborhood.
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