40: Deleting Hundreds of Nudes

Stiff Socks

Trevor Wallace and Michael Blaustein | Audioboom Studios

Stand-up, Comedy

4.8 • 7.3K Ratings

🗓️ 16 October 2019

⏱️ 50 minutes

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Summary

The boys investigate what their girl names would be, consider getting dick surgery, and relate about the moment you realize you're talking to the least attractive girl of the group. They also discuss if they ever had a nut they thought was going to be a president. They will both win Oscars one day. Kisses.

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0:00.0	Don't say that.
0:02.0	You say that.
0:08.0	You say don't say that.
0:14.0	Yeah, but my penis, my penis is telling me I hate.
0:23.0	Baby, I don't want to hurt nobody.
0:28.0	That was decent, right?
0:30.0	That wasn't bad. It sounds like you swallowed glass for a living.
0:34.0	That's money, that's double-in, because I swallowed glass and sing.
0:38.0	That's pretty good.
0:46.0	I'ma be honest.
0:48.0	I'm not great, but I'm like a 7 out of 10.
0:52.0	Would you go up at karaoke with confidence?
0:54.0	100%.
0:56.0	I'm not going to go up there really nearly, people telling me,
1:00.0	oh, wait, Houston, I can't do that shit.
1:02.0	If I can sit down in the bath, I've done that before.
1:04.0	What? Karaoke?
1:06.0	Of course I've been Karaoke before, but I literally, people are like,
1:08.0	you doing karaoke, you do it.
1:10.0	I'm like, I don't want anyone to, and they convinced me.
1:12.0	And I'm like, are cool.
1:14.0	And then I went in the bathroom with my phone to try to figure out.
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