38: Sexiest Tinder Bio Of All Time (w/ Rainie Toll & Will Witwer)

Perfect Person

Miles Bonsignore

Comedy

5 • 1.4K Ratings

🗓️ 29 March 2023

⏱️ 69 minutes

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Summary

Will & Rainie are back in the PP studio to discuss Will's downward spiral, Rainie's loud foot stomping and fetishist neighbor, and calls about coffee, maids of honor, & tinder bios. It's a BANGER.

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0:00.0	This is a headgum podcast.
0:17.6	Welcome to Perfect Person, the show where I'm perfect and you're a person.
0:20.7	It's the call and show that's going to give you the flawless materials that are going
0:25.3	to send you to the ultimate level of perfection that you really deserve.
0:31.2	Because this world got all sorts of stuff in it and I'm willing to parse through
0:38.5	the onion.
0:39.5	I just wish I could convey to the listeners how little Miles knows what he's going to
0:43.5	say before he says, like, if you stare at his mouth, you can really tell.
0:46.4	You can tell that my mouth is not premeditating my words.
0:48.6	No.
0:49.6	In case of point, you used the word premeditating there.
0:52.6	Yeah.
0:53.6	Was it good?
0:54.6	It's like, it's like, it's like a chat GPT.
0:57.3	It's like, I'm just doing predictive, I'm using predictive language to fill my sentence,
1:04.9	but there's ultimately not much substance there.
1:07.5	Right.
1:08.5	Yeah.
1:09.5	Oh, and for the perfect thing I did this week, I was going to say, don't you have like
1:13.8	a format here that you're supposed to?
1:15.4	Yeah.
1:16.4	Oh, you know what it was?
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