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Perfect Person

37: Framed For Shaving With My Roomates Razor (w/ Michael Cruz Kayne)

Perfect Person

Miles Bonsignore

Comedy

51.4K Ratings

🗓️ 22 March 2023

⏱️ 59 minutes

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Summary

Michael Cruz Kayne joins the show to discuss grief, being a dad, being framed for using your roommates razor by your disgraced olympian boyfriend, and more!

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Transcript

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0:00.0

Hello and welcome to Perfect Person, the show where I'm perfect in your person.

0:22.0

I wore a sort of sweater that was just a little too hot this last week and that

0:31.4

was sort of like I got my sweat on in a way that I didn't have to exercise

0:35.1

to go to the sauna and in a way it elevated sort of my current lifestyle and

0:40.7

well-being because I was shfitzing for the price of a

0:47.6

yield and sweater.

0:53.8

Good for you, man.

0:55.1

I feel like that's correct.

0:56.0

I try to deliver my opening.

0:57.3

The guest always is sort of confused on what to do with that information.

1:03.5

It's supposed to be an example of how I'm sort of crushing it industry-wise,

1:06.8

personality-wise.

1:08.2

And the guest is always sort of unclear on what to do with that information.

1:13.7

I got the notes that you set up for the episode.

1:16.0

It was like, I'll tell a story and then you be perplexed.

1:18.9

Yeah, be concerned.

1:20.1

So I'm trying to fill that.

1:21.4

Yeah, exactly.

1:22.8

But I'm here with Michael Cruz-Kane.

1:25.6

Bam, bam, bam, bam, bam.

1:29.2

Michael has a lovely show called A Good Cry that blends comedy in grief.

1:33.8

And when I heard about it, I thought that's fantastic.

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