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Hello everybody, Nadide.

Welcome into Never on Funny. This is a little sampling of the

lettered episode that we released this week. And if you want to hear the entire episode, you can head

over to nevernot funny.com and subscribe to the platinum subscription levels that we have over there

for you to hear everything. But this is a nice little taste of what's happening over there

behind closed doors at the platinum.

So please enjoy.

The days are getting longer.

The nights are getting shorter than the days are getting longer.

Whatever that fucking phrases.

The days are longer and the name,

I just didn't help at all.

It was just me making noise.

That is a line from a triumph song.

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