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Everybody, welcome into the program. Episode 3723 of the award-winning podcast. Never and not funny. There seems to be some activity out in the hallway. Get on, that door a little bit and eyeball what's going on out there. We get a mail. We've got breaking mail news. We've got... It's Tyler. Take care care of the plant just Tyler watering the plant

Tyler we're starting the show man this seems like a bad time to be lurking around out there

All right there's a plant that Tyler is uh I don't know he's like fucking jack of the beanstock

It's like his own personal plant that he comes out and he waters it he's like he's a child with his first pet and uh it's it's in front of our door because that's where the sun is yeah i guess i assume that's what the i mean there's really no word for them to put it in front of their office it would be just like in a darken corner uh but you know what give that a shot that's what i say get that a shot first so I don't have to see your feet. I got excited. I thought we had mail. Yeah.

I always get excited for me. you know what, give that a shot. That's what I say. Give that a shot first. So I don't have to see your feet.

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