Please don't take this person out

Would you politely go to hell

Get the fuck out on my way

Because it's been one of those days

I don't know why

I refuse to know why

Sit down

Nobody's twerking

Say what your heart believes, man

That's a beautiful love making session

Monkey see monkey do, right? Make sure you smell it. Put your

chaps on, walk up and down the street, do your

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Now, here's your host, Jimmy Pardo.

Hello, everybody, indeed.

Welcome to the program, episode 3724, the award-winning podcast, Never

Not Funny. Happy Groundhog Day to everybody. That little guy saw a shadow six more weeks. That's all we

need. God damn. And every time I just do me and I'm starting this, not starting, it sounds like I'm

trying to do James Austin, Jackson, Johns, what or the fuck his name is doing Trump But this is me this has always been me I don't want the fucking emails I don't want any fucking bullshit today I'm not really mad I'm yelling at myself uh welcome to the program uh anyway that uh I don't think his name uh Tony Phil anymore I think he's got some new little name a new little guy he's got a little something going on. I don't know. Groundhog. Greg, what the fuck they call him. I don't know. I don't know what they call them. Hamster Hal. They got something going on. I can do this all goddamn day. Rat Robbie. Right. There we go. Skunk Sam. I don't know what it is. The guy comes out of a hole, takes a look around, sees the shadow. Uh-oh, back in six weeks. Or he doesn't see a shadow.

He runs around.

We're going to have a long summer. Wrong, winter. Anyway, anybody that still put stock in that, you just probably jump off a cliff. I would imagine that's not a real thing, right? The groundhog. What's his name, Gary? What's the new little guy's name? I think it's still Pux of Tony Phil. I thought I saw a little, I knew little name for that guy today. I thought it's, uh, uh, maybe the particular one that they were using has his own name. Like they probably choose one every year, right? Like it's not the same guy year after year maybe

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