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Alonzo Bodden: Who's Paying Attention?

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Alonzo Bodden: Who's Paying Attention?

All Things Comedy

Comedy, Politics, News

4.7680 Ratings

🗓️ 5 November 2022

⏱️ 20 minutes

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Summary

1- If it wasn’t important, they wouldn’t be trying to stop you.
2- Twitter is dead.
3- Hate speech is real.
4- What did rich white males want in 1791? Guns.
5- Kyrie is Krazy.
6- No Empathy. No Apology. No Accountability.

Transcript

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0:00.0

Hello, this is Alonzo Bowden. I want to welcome you to episode 379 in my podcast, who's paying attention.

0:29.3

I am coming to you live from Tampa, Florida. I'm working at a phenomenal club called side slitters this weekend.

0:36.0

I always have a good time down here.

0:38.1

So it's good to be here.

0:39.3

Also, with the midterms coming up, Tuesday is Election Day.

0:44.1

I figured as long as I'm in Florida, I might as well vote a few times.

0:48.2

Because, you know, Florida, I mean, it's an election.

0:51.2

I'm in Florida.

0:52.1

I might as well vote a few times and maybe put down a vote

0:55.3

in my mom's name or something like. I joke, but all kidding aside, I hope you vote. I hope you

1:04.1

participate in this election. I was going to say I don't care who you vote for, but that's

1:08.8

not true. If you vote for Herschel Walker,

1:12.2

you and me kind of got a problem. So anyway, I do hope you vote. And I hope you find safety in

1:19.5

voting. Those in Arizona, I mean, have you seen this in Arizona, these far right-wing

1:27.3

groups that monitor the polls and the elections

1:31.3

show up wearing body armor and carrying weapons, long guns, and so on. Well, a judge in Phoenix

1:40.1

has limited their ability, because, you know, freedom. See see that that's freedom carrying a gun and

1:47.3

hanging out across street from the polls not intimidation at all no that's that's freedom they

1:52.5

like their freedom the judge said that these idiots have to stay at least 75 feet away from the

1:59.3

voting receptacles for voting boxes and you can't it's amazing that a judge has to say this

2:05.8

no open carry of firearms or wearing a body armor within 250 feet of a voting place unbelievable these people are still holding on to the election being stolen. And Barack Obama said that in Arizona, if these people win, these Republicans, these far right, these Q&ons, it's the end of democracy in Arizona. I don't know that that's true. I mean, obviously Barack Obama knows more about, I don't know, everything than me.

2:44.2

It's, okay, I'm going to get more into this later, but anyway, so it took a judge's order to ban photographing people going into the election, following people to the drop-off ballot boxes, sitting outside with

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