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Alonzo Bodden: Who's Paying Attention?

#380: Midterm Madness

Alonzo Bodden: Who's Paying Attention?

All Things Comedy

Comedy, Politics, News

4.7680 Ratings

🗓️ 11 November 2022

⏱️ 29 minutes

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Summary

1- Now they gotta explain a run-off to Herschel.
2- Sex-shamed by Boebert
3- We won by not losing big.
4- Let's fire the racist so we can elect him.
5- Twitter has Twatted

Transcript

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0:00.0

Hello, this is Alonzo Bowden.

0:22.4

I want to welcome you to episode 380 of my podcast, Who's Paying Attention?

0:28.4

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1:02.0

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1:08.0

So thank you to Better Help because we sure need you. This is the week of the midterms.

1:14.3

I will start by saying once again, stupid don't get tired. Proof, Herschel Walker's in a runoff

1:22.3

for Senator from Georgia. Lauren Bobert is also in a runoff for Congresswoman from Colorado. So, yeah,

1:32.1

it's, it's, well, I don't know what it is. No one knows what it is because it's still going to be

1:37.9

a while before we get any results. I live in L.A., as many of you know, in Los Angeles, the big

1:43.3

fight was for mayor.

1:44.6

That also looks like it's going to head to a runoff.

1:47.5

They still have to count mail-in ballots in Georgia.

1:51.2

Who knows what they do with the ballots?

1:53.0

Ballots are challenged and this and that and thrown away.

1:57.0

I don't know.

1:58.4

You know, listen, Florida used to be a mess, and DeSantis took over Florida,

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