#3787 Co-Parodying

TBTL: Too Beautiful To Live

TBTL

Comedy, Leisure

4.8 • 2.4K Ratings

🗓️ 6 October 2022

⏱️ 80 minutes

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Summary

Luke and Andrew discuss midwestern humorists much more than they expected to today. Plus, it's looking more and more likely that Elon Musk will, indeed, buy Twitter, and Luke is emotionally preparing for that.

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0:00.0	Before we say goodnight, I just want to take a moment to address any perceptions out there regarding bias in my reporting.
0:06.4	In divided times such as these, I'm reminded of one of my great heroes, Walter Cronkite.
0:11.4	Because of him, I have the integrity to stay firmly impartial.
0:15.6	He gave me a gift I can never repay.
0:17.9	A $25 gift card to coconuts.
0:20.9	If only I had used it before all their locations closed.
0:25.0	T-B-T-L!
0:30.9	I've seen it coming for years. I've warned about it.
0:34.2	I hoped with all my heart I wouldn't experience it. I wouldn't see it.
0:39.7	But it's now here.
0:40.6	What's even the point in this frickin' podcast?
0:43.4	Doesn't even make sense. Why would anybody listen to it?
0:46.6	I yell at you because I love you.
0:48.8	You listen to me because you love me.
0:51.2	Is this a weird dynamic?
0:53.5	Yeah, sure. From the outside.
0:54.8	You know what I'm doing? We can make a lot of money on this.
0:57.5	If you're making these out of thin air, I mean there's no overhead. We're going to be rich.
1:00.8	Oh my god. One hundo a day.
1:02.8	Both the bus. Five hundo a week.
1:05.2	That's rich.
1:05.9	budget.
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