I was working on the design of the app, Fight Me, which is an app that connects

Stranger so that they can fight each other on the internet. And it had never

occurred to me that that could be used for something bad. I was part of the

team that was developing the Yes button, which allows you to murder someone

you've never met in another country by just clicking Yes. We had 90

billion data points on every human being in the world and most dogs. And we used

this information to sell people mugs online that said things like don't talk

on me till I've guacamoleed. I thought we were doing a good thing. And after we

altered the course of US politics and I made enough money to retire at 27, I

realized I was wrong. TVTL!

What's that noise?

Daba! Hey, just a radio dear! I just want to use my muscles and my mind into

your number one guy using my muscles and my mind. C'mon, is that even a

celebrity? He's no Roy Donk but he's a regular guest on the Colgate hour. Okay,

this is a rumor that's out there on the internet and you think it's nothing.

Tell you what, I'm gonna look into it. Okay, quick question. The internet.

That's the one with email, right? Got it.

All right, hello, good morning and welcome everyone to a Wednesday edition of

TVTL. The show just might be too beautiful to live. Sweetie, have a good show

what you do is so important. My name is Luc Furbank, I am your host.

I'll say, I'll say was that, though?

Coming to you from the Hollywood broadcast center right here in Portland, Oregon,

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