#3769 Scraping Off The Barcode On The Scratch Ticket Of Life

TBTL: Too Beautiful To Live

TBTL

Comedy, Leisure

4.8 • 2.4K Ratings

🗓️ 12 September 2022

⏱️ 87 minutes

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Summary

Will Seahawks fans boo Russell Wilson when he returns to Seattle tonight? Luke has some theories. He and Andrew also have a lot of thoughts about microphones and microphone placement. Like, a LOT!

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0:00.0	You call that a knife?
0:03.6	This is a knife.
0:06.3	That's not a knife, that's a spoon.
0:09.0	Alright, alright you in.
0:11.2	I'll see you applied knifey spoonie before.
0:13.8	TVTL!
0:16.8	Please understand that nothing personal is intended here against anybody.
0:23.4	I don't hate these artists.
0:24.4	I'm not trying to say that God hates them.
0:26.2	And I'm certainly not trying to get you to hate them.
0:28.2	It's funny, it's not like a regular ha ha sitcom.
0:31.2	There's no laugh track, there's no audience, very stylized.
0:34.2	It's got a bunch of guys in Seattle.
0:36.2	Targets, targets.
0:37.2	Don't bully me.
0:39.2	Alright, I can't take it.
0:40.2	I was cyberbullied with an inch of my life last night.
0:43.2	Watch out for that first step.
0:45.2	It's in FUSY!
0:51.2	Well alright, hello, good morning and welcome everyone to a Monday edition of TVTL.
0:57.2	The show just might be too beautiful to live.
1:00.2	The new phone box here, the new phone box here.
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