#3768 Stop Or My Squirrel Will Sploot!

TBTL: Too Beautiful To Live

TBTL

Comedy, Leisure

4.8 • 2.4K Ratings

🗓️ 9 September 2022

⏱️ 86 minutes

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Summary

Luke and Andrew discuss the death of Queen Elizabeth the only way they know how: By getting every fact about the monarchy and British history wrong. Plus, if you see a splooting squirrel, just leave it alone!

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0:00.0	Hey Luke, hey Andrew, it's Stu.
0:04.0	I'm just calling to give you this list of the 10 best
0:08.0	darrens in popular culture.
0:10.0	Number one is Darren Sproles, not running back.
0:13.0	He was really good at my fantasy football team a couple years ago, so he's number one.
0:17.0	Number two is Darren Dalton.
0:19.0	He played for the Philadelphia Phillies and believed in astral travel and out of body experiences.
0:24.0	Number three is Darren Robinson.
0:26.0	He was one of the original back boys, a rap group from the mid 1980s.
0:30.0	Number four is Darren Stevens from the sitcom The Witch to the Dick Dork version.
0:35.0	Number five is Darren Jesse.
0:37.0	I believe he was the drummer in Ben Fold's Five.
0:40.0	Number six, Darren McKabin, the dad from Christmas story.
0:44.0	Number seven is Darren Stevens again from The Witch to the Dick Sargent version.
0:48.0	Number eight is Darren Semple, who I want to high school with.
0:51.0	Good guy.
0:52.0	Number nine is Darren Aeronoski, who was the director of the movie Requiem for a dream.
0:57.0	And number ten is Darren Hayes, the lead singer of the Australian Pop Rock Band, Savage Garden.
1:04.0	Many of you will see the 10 best darrens.
1:06.0	Many of you guys have a good one.
1:08.0	T-T-T-B-T-L.
1:12.0	Guess what day it is?
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