375: Being Detained Edition

The Scathing Atheist

Puzzle in a Thunderstorm, LLC

Religion & Spirituality, Other, Comedy

4.9 • 3.4K Ratings

🗓️ 23 April 2020

⏱️ 60 minutes

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Summary

In this week’s episode, Heath and Eli handle the headlines wild and free, religious leaders wonder if our Surgeon General is even a real theologian, and Andrew Torrez will be here… because Eli and Heath are doing the headlines wild and free

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Guest Links:

Check out more of Andrew Torrez on the Opening Arguments podcast: https://openargs.com/

Check out that list thingy that Andrew was talking about here: https://www.cisa.gov/identifying-critical-infrastructure-during-covid-19

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Headlines:

U.S. Surgeon General Jerome Adams Explains Pandemic: “God Always Has a Plan”:

https://friendlyatheist.patheos.com/2020/04/18/u-s-surgeon-general-jerome-adams-explains-pandemic-god-always-has-a-plan/

Tony Spell’s Parishioner Dies After Contracting COVID-19:

https://friendlyatheist.patheos.com/2020/04/17/covid-19-defying-pastors-parishioner-dies-after-contracting-covid-19/

Lawyer for Tony Spell Hospitalized After Contracting COVID-19:

https://friendlyatheist.patheos.com/2020/04/16/lawyer-for-covid-19-defying-pastor-hospitalized-after-contracting-covid-19/

Tony Spell Wants People to Send Him Their $1,200 Stimulus Checks:

https://friendlyatheist.patheos.com/2020/04/16/covid-19-denying-pastor-wants-people-to-send-him-their-1200-stimulus-checks/

130 Christians Still Went to Death-Cult Leader Tony Spell’s Church on Sunday:

https://friendlyatheist.patheos.com/2020/04/20/130-christians-still-went-to-death-cult-leader-tony-spells-church-on-sunday/

In Call with Pastors, Secretary of State Promotes Christian Nation Myth: https://friendlyatheist.patheos.com/2020/04/14/in-call-with-pastors-secretary-of-state-promotes-christian-nation-myth/

Hey, Democrats: Atheists Are the Most Politically Active Group in the Country:

https://friendlyatheist.patheos.com/2020/04/14/hey-democrats-atheists-are-the-most-politically-active-group-in-the-country/

These Christian Moms Are Complaining About Gay Duck Dads in DuckTales: https://friendlyatheist.patheos.com/2020/04/17/these-christian-moms-are-complaining-about-gay-duck-dads-in-ducktales/

Christian Publisher Announces New Edition of The Quran Meant for Missionaries:

https://friendlyatheist.patheos.com/2020/04/16/christian-publisher-announces-new-edition-of-the-quran-meant-for-missionaries/

Transcript

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0:00.0	Warning, this episode would make Elmo faint.
0:03.4	This week's episode of the Skating Atheist is brought to you by Stamps.com
0:08.0	and by the New Board Game for the Family Under quarantine,
0:12.0	House Trap.
0:13.2	House Trap! How dangerous is chloroform?
0:16.4	And now, the Skating Atheist.
0:19.6	This is Friend of the Show, a member of the Deep State,
0:22.8	calling you from deep within the US mission here in Islamabad, Pakistan,
0:27.0	where they do blast the call to prayer at us five times a day.
0:30.4	And I can tell you that every time they blow up a wedding in Swat Valley,
0:34.2	it only goes to prove that we did, in fact, evolve from filthy monkey men.
0:39.0	MUSIC
0:57.0	It's Thursday.
1:01.0	It's April 23rd.
1:02.6	And it's talk like Shakespeare Day.
1:05.4	Huh?
1:06.0	Hello there.
1:07.4	Oh, I'm Francis Bacon.
1:09.4	How dare you.
1:11.4	I'm Noah Luzio.
1:13.4	Ah, me, Lion Bosnick.
1:15.4	Ah, me, Ethan Wright.
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