374: Absolutely Relative Edition

The Scathing Atheist

Puzzle in a Thunderstorm, LLC

Religion & Spirituality, Other, Comedy

4.9 • 3.4K Ratings

🗓️ 16 April 2020

⏱️ 61 minutes

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Summary

In this week’s episode, it’s “Ask an Atheist Day” so we ask Eli about the mayonaise, Mama Bear Apologetics explains the theory of absolute relativity, and we revisit a time before you even knew your per shit toilet paper usage.

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0:12.4	Join Greg Wallace as he tucks into delicious food and drink, rave-wilding, uncovering
0:17.2	unsolved mysteries and spooky happenings, and Miranda Sawyer getting Artie on the Ken
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0:27.2	get your podcasts.
0:30.5	Winning the following podcast contains profanity like we were getting paid by the
0:34.1	expletive.
0:35.1	This week's episode of the Scatling Atheist is brought to you by the new official candy
0:39.9	of the Catholic Church, the Cadbury Egg, Cadbury Eggs by the Catholic Church.
0:45.7	Oh sure, but when they explode in your mouth it's fine.
0:49.7	And now the Scatling Atheist.
0:52.0	Hi, I'm Amy.
0:54.2	And I'm John.
0:55.2	And I'm Taylor, despite the fact that we three work for one of the largest school districts
0:59.2	in Florida and that our clientele is often unevolved.
1:03.0	We can assure you that we did, in fact, evolve from filthy monkey men.
1:07.1	And women.
1:08.1	It's April 16th and it's Ask an Echiest Day.
1:33.7	Did you put mail on my chair?
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