376: To Bleach His Own Edition

The Scathing Atheist

Puzzle in a Thunderstorm, LLC

Comedy, Religion & Spirituality, Other

4.9 • 3.4K Ratings

🗓️ 30 April 2020

⏱️ 60 minutes

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Summary

In this week’s episode, the one time we hope Donald Trump's fans are listening and “he was only joking”, we learn about the Kalam meteorological pound cake apologetic, and even Noah start wondering where the hell Noah has been.

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Headlines:

Did Trump Get the Idea for Injecting Disinfectants From Florida’s Bleach Church?: https://friendlyatheist.patheos.com/2020/04/24/did-trump-get-the-idea-for-injecting-disinfectants-from-floridas-bleach-church/

A Hate Crimes Bill in Scotland Will Finally Abolish the Country’s Blasphemy Law: https://friendlyatheist.patheos.com/2020/04/24/a-hate-crimes-bill-in-scotland-will-finally-abolish-its-blasphemy-law/

Pew Finds That God-Belief Is a Big Factor In Allocating Scarce Medical Resources: https://friendlyatheist.patheos.com/2020/04/25/pew-finds-that-god-belief-is-a-big-factor-in-allocating-scarce-medical-resources/

Pastor: In a Financial Crisis, Give to Church...That 10% Doesn’t Belong to You: https://friendlyatheist.patheos.com/2020/04/20/pastor-in-a-financial-crisis-give-to-church-that-10-doesnt-belong-to-you/

Right-Wing Pastor: Send Me Cash So God Can Defeat Satan’s “One World System”: https://friendlyatheist.patheos.com/2020/04/20/right-wing-pastor-send-me-cash-so-god-can-defeat-satans-one-world-system/

Scamvangelist Praises Donors for Buying Him the World’s “Finest” Private Jet:

https://friendlyatheist.patheos.com/2020/04/25/scamvangelist-praises-donors-for-buying-him-the-worlds-finest-private-jet/

Donations to Churches Nosedive; Levels Now Lower Than During the 2008 Recession: https://friendlyatheist.patheos.com/2020/04/23/donations-to-churches-nosedive-levels-now-lower-than-during-the-2008-recession/

Ultra-Orthodox Rabbis Threaten “Drastic Steps” If Corona Limits Aren’t Eased: https://friendlyatheist.patheos.com/2020/04/24/ultra-orthodox-rabbis-threaten-drastic-steps-if-corona-limits-arent-eased/

Franklin Graham: 30 People Died in a Tornado, But God Saved This Pound Cake: https://friendlyatheist.patheos.com/2020/04/23/franklin-graham-30-people-died-in-a-tornado-but-god-saved-this-pound-cake/

Transcript

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0:00.0	Warning, the following podcast contains a fence of nest to still down to its purest form.
0:05.0	This week's episode of The Scathing Atheist is brought to you by HIMS
0:09.0	and by the official self-administered Curative Bleach for the Trump supporter on the go.
0:14.0	Nazi clean. Nazi clean gets the ass pains out.
0:19.0	And now the Scathing Atheist.
0:30.0	It's Thursday.
0:37.0	It's April 30th and it's International Jazz Day.
0:49.0	That's right. So pull up with your best girl and talk during the base solo.
0:54.0	I'm no voluptuous. I'm Eli Bosnick.
0:57.0	He's Ben Wright and from Count Basie's New Jersey since the 90s swing state.
1:01.0	And Good Husband Georgia. This is The Scathing Atheist.
1:05.0	Oh, this week's episode. The one time we hope Donald Trump's fans are listening,
1:09.0	he was only joking.
1:11.0	We learn about the Kalam meteorological pound cake apology.
1:15.0	And even I'll start wondering where the hell I've been.
1:18.0	Which first, the Dietrat.
1:27.0	All right. So here's the thing about religion though.
1:39.0	It doesn't work. Like like every single claim they make about it large or small fails to shake out if you do the math.
1:49.0	Prayers aren't answered. True believers aren't immune to snake bites.
1:54.0	Being better Mormons doesn't change your skin color.
1:58.0	But it's the same way with all their little claims too.
2:00.0	It doesn't make you happier. It doesn't help you cope with death.
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