Ho, ho ho, Merry Christmas, and happy new year from Santa Claus.

And what's a great present for everybody in the family is the tickets to a Tim Dillon show maybe in Brea, California,

Columbus, Ohio, Bethlehem, Pennsylvania, Washington, D.C. North Field, Ohio, San Antonio, Texas,

Atlanta, Georgia, St. Louis, Missouri, Indianapolis, Indiana,

Boston, Massachusetts, Ledyard, Connecticut,

which is the Foxwoods Casino, Chicago, Illinois, Daniel Beach,

Florida, Phoenix, Arizona. Atlantic City, New Jersey. You can go to Tim

Dylan comedy.com and see Tim Dylan live and he's a good man. I'm Santa Claus. He's never done anything wrong. He's gotten

presents for me every year. So I'm telling you to go and see him. This is a paid advertisement. I am being paid by Tim

Dylan to say this. He's a prick. Ladies and gentlemen welcome the Tim Dylan show it is Christmas and we are so happy to be here for the final episode of the year.

And we are grateful and this will not be a good episode to listen to because you're not

going to really hear anything and I'm not going to you know this is going to be

very difficult for me to speak.

Although I am, I guess I'm managing it now.

I have a beard celebrating Santa Claus, celebrating old St. Nick.

Let's see how I look.

Does it look okay?

Yeah, this is good.

Your nose is kind of gone.

My nose is gone, but that's okay.

That's okay.

Santa, would Santa, if Santa were alive today, would he support what's going on in Gaza?

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