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The Tim Dillon Show

375 - Dead-Eyed Monsters

The Tim Dillon Show

The Tim Dillon Show

News, News Commentary, Comedy

4.812.2K Ratings

🗓️ 30 December 2023

⏱️ 69 minutes

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Summary

Tim examines a story of affluent teenagers terrorizing an Arizona suburb, fighting over Christmas gifts, a totalitarian tourist destination, Southwest Airlines’ customers of size policy and what 2024 has in store.

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Transcript

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0:00.0

Have a holly jolly Christmas.

0:03.9

It's the best time of the year.

0:08.2

Dada da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da.

0:11.6

I wish I knew more traditional Christmas songs.

0:16.8

I always know the first line or two,

0:18.4

but I don't know enough of it to kind of do it,

0:21.9

you know, and I wish I knew more. I have the first of a hall,

0:27.0

a holly Christmas, it's the best time of the year. and then I don't know. Well it's the final episode of the

0:37.9

year folks and we appreciate you being with us. I don't know if this is a Christmas story to be honest with you. Is it ever?

0:50.4

Is it ever on this show? Is it ever a fun holiday story? Is it ever a nice story? We got to do that one day just nice

0:59.9

story but it's as I've said before the nice stories are almost more terrifying because it's like a guy who walked to work every day for 70 years and now has diabetes and one leg and no health insurance.

1:15.0

Everybody at the plant that he works at got together and bought him a car.

1:20.0

That's like the nice version of the story.

1:24.8

Like there is no just really not, you know.

1:28.8

So this is a story about a marauding group of white suburban teenagers in Arizona going around and

1:36.4

killing people. Well that's not nice and apparently they're well connect we cannot Nice. This is all violent.

1:52.8

You have to be very careful here.

1:54.6

We're under a microscope.

1:57.1

We got an election coming up and they're going to get real tight on the independent media of which I am one, one of the most powerful

2:06.2

members of the independent media in the world, me.

2:11.0

And because of that, they're going to be very difficult to deal with these sensors.

2:17.0

So if there's a way to show any of this we have to do it is very blurry or small.

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