373 - The Sugar Algorithm
The Tim Dillon Show
The Tim Dillon Show
4.7 • 13.2K Ratings
🗓️ 9 December 2023
⏱️ 73 minutes
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| 0:00.0 | Ladies and gentlemen welcome to the Tim Billon show it is we are deep into the holiday season here |
| 0:07.5 | and it's the holidays everywhere even in places where things aren't going well. |
| 0:14.0 | So we have our tree. |
| 0:16.0 | We have a beautiful tree with great ornaments, |
| 0:19.0 | to celebrate this very special and momentous time. |
| 0:23.5 | It is even the holidays for 100 Biden |
| 0:26.5 | who are the president's son |
| 0:32.0 | in the unending persecution of artists in America. |
| 0:39.6 | They're trying to get him on nine counts of tax evasion. |
| 0:45.3 | This guy's got to remember to not smoke crack, |
| 0:49.3 | not fuck hookers, not leave blow in the White House, and pay your taxes? It seems a little lofty |
| 0:59.9 | of an ideal to hold a human being to that standard. |
| 1:05.8 | There are so many things this guy has to remember |
| 1:08.7 | when he wakes up. |
| 1:10.3 | Don't call anyone I've ever met. |
| 1:13.0 | Don't reach out to any of the exes. |
| 1:16.0 | Don't call my brother's ex, |
| 1:18.0 | who's my dead brother's ex, don't fuck her. |
| 1:21.0 | Don't do that again. Don't commit a federal drug crime. Don't commit a |
| 1:29.4 | felony. He's got a lot on his plate. And he's an artist. |
| 1:38.2 | Okay? And many of you don't relate to that because you are not artists. But he's an artist. Hunter |
| 1:47.2 | Biden sees the world, the imperfections, the terrible things and he wants to make them into something beautiful for you |
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