#3734 TBTL: Back In Caption

TBTL: Too Beautiful To Live

TBTL

Leisure, Comedy

4.8 • 2.4K Ratings

🗓️ 25 July 2022

⏱️ 73 minutes

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Summary

Andrew is upset that his submission to the New Yorker cartoon caption contest didn't win after seeing the finalists. Speaking of the New Yorker, Luke is fascinated by a piece about the VW minibus, which was apparently somewhat inspired by something called "The Chicken Wars."

Photo of VW minibus by OrangeChallenger, licensed under Creative Commons.

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0:00.0	Welcome to the Internet, my friend. How can I help you?
0:02.5	I'm interested in upgrading my 28.8-kilobot internet connection to a 1.5-megabit fiber optic T1 line.
0:08.9	Will you be able to provide an IP router that's compatible with my token ring Ethernet LAN configuration?
0:17.6	Can I have some money now?
0:18.8	T-B-T-L!
0:21.7	WWW.This and WWW.That. Let's WWW.Explaining.
0:30.0	Well, what are you?
0:31.7	I'm a chicken lady! Can I get your beer would you like to drink out of the toilet?
0:35.7	A beer!
0:37.0	Okay, sure you're so.
0:38.8	Go go go tap!
0:41.0	Tap!
0:42.8	Is anyone in the spare room?
0:44.0	Can you see any chickens?
0:45.2	Wow, there's that fine line between, you know, have showing emotion and being a hot dog.
0:49.9	I just wanted people to like me more!
0:52.4	And this? This is your mister plan!
0:55.7	Huh? Oh, no, no.
0:57.7	Now this is a whole other awesome thing. This is just a goof.
1:00.9	Later, Tanner!
1:05.3	Alright, hello, good morning and welcome everyone to a Monday edition of T-B-T-L.
1:10.4	The show just might be too beautiful to live.
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