#3733 Tom's Of Mayonnaise

TBTL: Too Beautiful To Live

TBTL

Leisure, Comedy

4.8 • 2.4K Ratings

🗓️ 22 July 2022

⏱️ 80 minutes

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Summary

Luke does something really, really terrible during the show involving [trigger warning] coffee and mayonnaise. Plus, Dr. Oz's social media team continues to get completely roasted by his opponent's campaign. And Andrew tries to tackle the age-old question: What's worse, listening to someone talk about their dreams or listening to someone talk about their fantasy baseball team?

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0:00.0	What is this?
0:02.0	Huh? No, dude, dude, dude, dude.
0:04.0	You can't park your bikes here.
0:06.0	Okay, this is a working hospital.
0:08.0	Your Wi-Fi sucks.
0:09.0	We don't have Wi-Fi.
0:10.0	That's why it sucks.
0:11.0	Take it to a worldwide web cafe.
0:13.0	Go!
0:14.0	Smells like a spin doctor's concert in here.
0:17.0	T-T-B-T-L.
0:24.0	Guess what day it is?
0:26.0	Guess what day it is.
0:28.0	It's Friday. Friday.
0:30.0	Gotta get down on Friday.
0:32.0	Everybody's looking forward to the weekend.
0:35.0	I'm gonna go.
0:37.0	I'm gonna go and bend down.
0:39.0	I'm gonna bend down.
0:40.0	I'm gonna bend down.
0:41.0	How can I do those if I'm gonna be a comedian or a writer?
0:45.0	I don't even know how to write.
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