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Chris Black, coming to you live and direct from Hell's Waiting Room, New York City.

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Them Jeans is joining me from beautiful Glendale, California, I'm guessing?

Beautiful Glendale, California.

I got to take an Uber, or I'm gonna lift yesterday and I met an Armenian lift driver who let me know that his family is in the Armenian mafia and you know he's looking for a place to stay in town right now

He's having a tough time kind of getting a co-signer on on a lease right now. I mean the real estate market is tough I was the impression

though Jason if you're in the mafia money is not really an issue and if it is you

know where to get it or you know how to strong arm someone into giving them.

I know.

So do you think maybe he was lying to you?

Because it doesn't seem that feasible to me.

So his family does a company that's called securities printing where they make like they like print

government documents and stuff like that you know like passports and tax forms and things like that

you mean print them?

It's like a government contract.

He legally?

Legally.

Oh, oh, oh, oh, I thought you were saying they're selling these, like I can get a passport

for anywhere.

No, it was more of like, there's more of like the vibe is like the Armenian mafia is sort of like, has government contracts,

which is not really, you know, that's the thing that happens in mafia's all over the world so why would he be explaining this to you have McDonald's back there I didn't I was too afraid to ask him for it I just don't

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