371. - Momma

How Long Gone

Chris Black & Jason Stewart / Talkhouse

Comedy

4.5 • 951 Ratings

🗓️ 20 July 2022

⏱️ 55 minutes

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Summary

Momma is a band originally from LA but now living in New York. We chat with Etta and Allegra about Europeans not understanding temperature, new Elon body just dropped, Jimmy Fallon sneaker collabs, stolen Miu Miu valor, we explore BeReal a bit, they saw a large rat on the street, Momma does have games on their phone, no vegetables in England, falling down in Glasgow, our astrological signs are basically yin and yang, smoking weed with your parents, both of them went to great schools, frat life in New Orleans, working in restaurants and cheese-mongering, they do not like FX’s The Bear, having a problem uploading Tik Tok, our go-to karaoke songs, and you really should catch T-Pain live if you get the chance to. Donate to the Planned Parenthood Action Fund instagram.com/momma.band twitter.com/donetodeath twitter.com/themjeans Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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0:00.0	How long gone? Chris Black coming to you live from the scorching hot, pissed stained streets of downtown Manhattan.
0:22.9	Jason, I'm sure you're looking at a beautiful scene,
0:25.6	birds chirping over there in Glendale.
0:27.1	Grass is still green.
0:28.1	That's right, and I hate it when people go travel somewhere
0:30.8	and complain about the temperature.
0:32.6	It's like, get a life guys, you know what I mean?
0:34.8	I agree.
0:35.7	I couldn't agree more, Jason.
0:37.3	I'm not complaining about the temperature.
0:38.8	I'm telling you what it is versus European people who don't understand the temperatures
0:44.9	and get that high because they have kept air conditioning out of their lives
0:48.6	which is kind of their mistake if you ask me I mean they made their
0:52.4	um petite bed and they it's time for them to lay in it exactly
0:56.0	those tequila sheets are gonna get sweat through tonight.
0:58.3	Bawe tecla. It's wonderful here in Glendale I think they're I think in my neighborhood. They're sony's filming something. I'm not sure what so
1:07.7	I got a lot of crafty tables. I got a lot of medics. I got a lot of union guys all over my block I hope you're
1:14.7	protesting the union and the cops at the same time kind of just sitting out on your
1:19.6	lawn with two different signs these union guys are making the cops look pretty cool.
1:24.0	That's the part.
1:25.0	That's the part that's confusing me, Chris.
1:26.0	Bro, it doesn't, I mean a pile of shit can make a cop look cool.
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