373. - Chris & Jason

How Long Gone

Chris Black & Jason Stewart / Talkhouse

Comedy

4.5 • 951 Ratings

🗓️ 25 July 2022

⏱️ 65 minutes

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Summary

One-on-one episode recorded live and uncut from Glendale. Chris and Jason chat about: Wales Bonner Adidas got 2 more weeks, nationalist bachelorette parties in Texas, the depths of let’s go brandon merch, the GymShark therapist barbershop pop-up activation, we won’t talk about FX’s The Bear anymore, cringe is a scale, the freedom of an unexpected airport layover, I have to throat my Biscoff in one bite to prevent crumbing, an Eminem type eating an apple with both hands, Chris will do anything and go anywhere as long as a hot person guides him, genetics are made in the kitchen, Kanye West 4d with Cudi or was it all a coincidence? And Rolling Loud is a collection of America’s nastiest motherf*ckers. Donate to the Planned Parenthood Action Fund twitter.com/donetodeath twitter.com/themjeans Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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0:00.0	The How long gone? We're coming to you live from Glendale, uncut, unedited. Sunday morning, I just made some coffee.
0:26.0	Chris is wearing his Wales Bonner, Adidas, yet again.
0:30.0	He's still confused about where to stripe and where to check.
0:33.8	I guess I haven't talked about this publicly,
0:36.0	Jason, but I guess this is it.
0:37.2	We're just going to break the news now.
0:39.3	I mean, nobody, you haven't posted feet on Instagram?
0:42.8	Well, it's a different account.
0:45.4	They kind of come there just for the feet.
0:47.3	But yeah, for all of our devoted listeners,
0:50.3	I've been having an identity crisis
0:51.9	for the last couple of months because I blacked out and bought four pairs of Wales Bonner.
0:56.0	Four? You got all the flavors? On stock gas? Chocolate vanilla, mint chip, and strawberry?
1:01.0	In one day because it's the best collaborative shoe in years.
1:04.5	You didn't get the Harris Berry's Gucci ones though.
1:07.5	But I would.
1:08.5	Shout to Melanie from Gia.
1:09.5	She had those all.
1:10.5	I'm absolutely fucking pilled and I don't know what happened but it's just like it's it's they're too good
1:15.9	Walk me through the arch support of the Adidas better worse or same as Nike
1:20.7	Well here's the problem.
1:21.7	Nike had given us no. There's no heat. I don't know what to do like it's not about
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