370. - Chris & Jason

How Long Gone

Chris Black & Jason Stewart / Talkhouse

Comedy

4.5 • 951 Ratings

🗓️ 18 July 2022

⏱️ 65 minutes

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Summary

One-on-one pod recorded live and uncut from Glendale. Chris and Jason talk about hard desserts, cannabis spittoons, putting some Chet Baker vinyl on the Crosley turntable, a wine-related upsell at a recent dinner at Motherwolf, TJ fucked up a Baraghani recipe, Russian sauna hats, ugly shoes made out of recycled dildos, what to do when your bird is missing, holes and soles sounds phonographic, liking space is as bad as liking pets, Biden got the NASA screeners in advance, do we want to see the world end? cremation, NYC rent starts at $5,000 now, and our upcoming European dream vacation. Donate to the Planned Parenthood Action Fund twitter.com/donetodeath twitter.com/themjeans Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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0:00.0	The Hello hello how long gone is here today's your Monday morning ritual how do you get your day started? Actually coffee kind of upsets my stomach so I've
0:26.4	started to drink Ulong. I only take Ulong in the form of edible gummies.
0:31.6	Shout out to Rose, you guys rock,
0:33.6	shot to my home girl, Nunchi.
0:36.5	You're always gelatinizing things.
0:37.8	Are you talking about little Nunchi?
0:39.2	Not little Nunchi.
0:40.3	Oh, goshi.
0:41.0	Nunchi, she makes those gelatin cakes and little things like that.
0:45.0	Oh, yes, yeah, I've seen that.
0:47.0	It's a trending object.
0:48.0	I love cakes that jiggle.
0:50.0	It's kind of what I, in my dessert, if my dessert don't jiggle I ain't putting a four gore spoon
0:54.5	and it seems uncharacteristic for you and your sensibilities. No I'm kidding I would prefer my
0:59.8	dessert be hard as a rock. I'm more into peanut brittles and you know kind of jaw
1:08.6	breakers. If it's not going to possibly force me to lose a tooth and have emergency surgery.
1:14.7	That's pussy shit.
1:15.5	I need to have cosmetic dental work after my dessert court.
1:20.1	Your Tyrumisu, that's soft.
1:22.1	No. We don't do, that's soft. No.
1:23.0	We don't do that.
1:24.0	Okay, so no chuan mushies and nothing like that.
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