370-Your Mom's House with Christina Pazsitzky and Tom Segura

Your Mom's House with Christina P. and Tom Segura

Tom Segura

Comedy, Relationships, Society & Culture, Tv & Film, Comedy Interviews

4.7 • 23.4K Ratings

🗓️ 16 November 2016

⏱️ 76 minutes

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Summary

We did it, We locked down the guy who will call you a C**T to your face. That's right, Dan Pena is on the show! So fun to talk to the master of cursing in business. Dan was as fun as you might imagine. Plus the Jeans are not only fresh off their Bannismurfurney where they got a Couples Massage (yuck), Tina also claims disrupted relaxing time with a F-A-R-T. AND, seems that President Camacho is actually going to run the free world. Interesting times ahead! Many Masterful Accents in this one!

Transcript

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1:00.0	You said you were married, don't you?
1:02.0	Do you know these lines in my face?
1:03.5	Come on, kiss my pussy, kiss it!
1:06.5	Come on, come on, that's how the baby does
1:10.8	Half a man is motherfuckin'
1:12.8	Come on, come on, kiss my pussy, kiss it!
1:16.6	Come on, come on, come on, kiss my pussy, kiss it!
1:21.8	Come on, come on, come on, down, walk, look, walk
1:27.0	I want my body, my body, my body
1:31.8	You said your mother and no, that's how the baby is mother and no, down, walk, look, walk
1:37.8	I want my body, my body, my body, you said your mother and no, that's how the baby is mother and no, down, how
1:45.8	You got my body and money, I told you kiss my pussy, and I got that money, baby, go
1:51.8	It's one of the all-time great drops from the show.
1:57.8	Yeah.
1:58.8	The Kiss My Lady.
1:59.8	This was the original Wells Fargo commercial.
2:02.8	This was from Wells Fargo, yeah.
2:05.6	She was there and...
2:07.6	She's the original spokeswoman.
2:09.1	She had half a million and they didn't give it to her and...
2:11.6	Half a million.
2:13.6	Half a million.
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