371-Your Mom's House with Christina Pazsitzky and Tom Segura

Your Mom's House with Christina P. and Tom Segura

Tom Segura

Comedy, Relationships, Society & Culture, Tv & Film, Comedy Interviews

4.7 • 23.4K Ratings

🗓️ 23 November 2016

⏱️ 83 minutes

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Summary

Would you marry your mom? Really. That's so cool, cause like, me too. Kiss her for real. The Mommies moved this week and with a lot of help came a lot of stranger dumps. So many. Plus a really massive, fat lady will let you pay to watch her be gross. Master of Accents, Pup Play and a lot more. As always, Bert is so fat and it's being celebrated all over the world.

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0:00.0	Are you ready to start the show, Jeans?
0:01.3	Yes.
0:02.2	Let's start.
0:04.1	I'm your mom and you're my son.
0:06.2	And I am falling in love with him.
0:08.7	He said, are you really a city?
0:10.2	Yes, I am.
0:10.7	He said, you know what?
0:12.5	I was scared to let you know, too.
0:13.9	I am, too.
0:14.5	They're both consenting at adults.
0:15.7	If it comes down to it, you know,
0:18.7	it's just like the Gays.
0:19.7	They're, you know,
0:22.1	as long as they're old, 18, everything's fine.
0:23.9	Oh, it's rams.
0:27.9	Don't bring your one in for this.
0:29.9	No, no, no, no, no, no.
0:31.9	Welcome.
0:32.9	Welcome to your mom's house.
0:35.9	With Don Sidler, a toss, a suit suit.
0:39.4	And Christina Vergizzi, Chris Christy.
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