369. - Ruby McCollister

How Long Gone

Chris Black & Jason Stewart / Talkhouse

Comedy

4.5 • 951 Ratings

🗓️ 15 July 2022

⏱️ 71 minutes

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Summary

Ruby McCollister is an actress living in New York. We chat about the body being a Jenga tower, Khloe and Tristan are having a love rat baby, our dinner tonight being a “zaddy’s row,” TJ stole bread from Ralph's, Bluetooth problems, Chris can tell when someone has had sex with a man just by looking at them, we rebrand “open relationships,” King’s Road Cafe and Toast, Rachel Zoe’s Urth Cafe iced tea, Ruby's instincts to litter increase when in Los Angeles, her growing up in a theater is how she turned into this demon of a person, watching a bad play can give you vertigo, old Elvis was hotter than young Elvis, Chris can see the actor behind Tony Soprano, and we recall our top three favorite dead actresses, and some of her favorite pills. Donate to the Planned Parenthood Action Fund instagram.com/ruby.mccollister twitter.com/donetodeath twitter.com/themjeans Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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0:00.0	The How long gone I'm ready when you're ready. Chris Black, Jason Stewart coming to you
0:21.0	live and direct from beautiful Los Angeles. Jason
0:25.0	How the hell are you man? I gotta say I'm feeling great. I don't know what I don't know what it is but my body's feeling good. I think I don't know like my body and brain connection is oh
0:36.4	it's very interesting I love when those two things are cooking at the same damn time
0:40.8	has that ever happened to you before?
0:42.6	Oh hell no bro, are you kidding me?
0:44.4	No.
0:45.4	Absolutely not.
0:46.4	Have you tried edibles?
0:47.4	Edibles can help you really like find your bones, you know?
0:50.0	I find your bones.
0:52.4	That doesn't sound necessarily positive even though I'm sure you meant it that way.
0:56.0	Okay, but you know, but my trainer just sees like your body is like a janga tower, as sturdy and solid as possible nothing hanging off the sides or whatever that's
1:06.8	when you're really cooking I mean I'm okay well that's something to look
1:10.0	forward to I can't wait to meet your trainer one day. I'll...
1:13.0	Why are you saying it as if you're implying that he may or may not exist?
1:16.0	No, no, no, I think he exists.
1:18.0	I just, you know, once I can afford to fill up my tank and kind of make it to Glendale.
1:22.6	Oh, I'm sure he'll accept my partial Venmo.
1:27.0	Chris, if I can afford to go to West Hollywood three nights a week,
1:30.0	you can afford to go to Glendale.
1:31.3	I'll try, I'll try, but'll try but this new Boeing 747 American Express
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