37 - Catholics VS Protestants are WILD!
History Hyenas with Chris Distefano and Yannis Pappas
Chris Distefano and Yannis Pappas
4.8 • 5K Ratings
🗓️ 21 October 2018
⏱️ 78 minutes
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Summary
Chris Distefano and Yannis Pappas are back for another episode where they start off questioning the simulation that is life. Chris is a little sick and Yannis is a cute kid because he grew out his beard!
Hyenas discuss Christianity : more specifically Protestants and Catholics. Protestantism was believed to begin in Germany in 1517 by Martin Luther. Catholicity began a long time ago, probably during the Council of Nicea in 325 AD creating the gospels which are cayoote.
Boys start to question the return of Jesus, and can Protestant Priest marry? Do you know?! Chris recalls his childhood in Catholic school learning the song “Were you there when they crucified my lord?” It’s a WILD song. Religion is WILD, humans are WILD, this is all a simulation so it DOESN’T MATTERRR!
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| 0:00.0 | Long Duck Dong is about your age, Sam. You two should have a lot to chat about. |
| 0:07.0 | I love a visiting with the Grandma and a Grandpa and writing letters to parents and pushing lawn mowing machines so grandpa's hyena don't get the stir. Oh, Huh? Welcome to the history hyena's Kackle, Kackle, Kackle. |
| 0:57.0 | Today is going to be a great episode, Instude. |
| 1:00.0 | You have Chrissy, Nazi-faced Stefano, Janus the Cuck Pappus, |
| 1:05.1 | to Hollywood a body Zach Ice's face, |
| 1:07.0 | and a picture of a hyena eating his pseudo-pinous. |
| 1:10.1 | It's gonna be a good day. |
| 1:11.7 | I'm feeling a little under the weather. |
| 1:13.2 | I think I... |
| 1:13.8 | It's a her. |
| 1:15.3 | Get your fucking pronouns right. |
| 1:19.0 | I'm sorry. |
| 1:20.5 | Be a fucking ally. |
| 1:21.8 | That is a pseudo-penis on a fierce matriarch. I hope Antifa doesn't hear this. I hope |
| 1:29.1 | Portland wasn't listening to that that I assumed gender and it was wrong but |
| 1:34.2 | listen guys today's episode is going to be fun |
| 1:36.7 | we're going to go wild I'm gonna go wild to as much as I can but make no |
| 1:41.0 | mistake I'm a sick kid. |
| 1:43.2 | You're always a sick kid. |
| 1:44.9 | It's not the first time that you've told the fans |
| 1:47.8 | that you are feeling under the weather. |
| 1:49.3 | Make no mistake, you wake up at 443, |
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