38 - Chrissy the Hun is WILD!!!!
History Hyenas with Chris Distefano and Yannis Pappas
Chris Distefano and Yannis Pappas
4.8 • 5K Ratings
🗓️ 28 October 2018
⏱️ 73 minutes
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| 0:00.0 | What's up, Cousy Wazis? You're listening to the Bay Ridge Boys, history hyenas, bad. Did you miss us? |
| 0:38.9 | It's been a full week, but the hyenas are back. |
| 0:45.3 | Yes. |
| 0:47.2 | We are fucking here. |
| 0:49.0 | And the great news is we've been gone for a week. |
| 0:51.8 | And I can finally say it, I have a full pulse. full pulse I got the fucking sex change and I have got a clear well here's what I've realized without a reasonable doubt in my mind when you don't hair gel just as you are right when I shave I look like a woman. And when I don't shave, I look like |
| 1:15.7 | Hugh Jackman. Yeah. You, the picture that you posted on your Instagram versus when you don't |
| 1:21.5 | shave, you literally look like a lesbian member of Antifa. And then when you, when you, when you, when you, when you, when you, when you, when you, when you, when you, when you, when you, when you, when you, when you, when you, when you, when you, when you, you look like just a sexy jihadi with a body. You've never seen such a drastic change from facial hair from without, right? Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Early on in the cast, I ship my pants. My fiancée actually listens to this, and she actually thinks it's really funny, but the one Chinkety-G said, she can you guys just stop farting? It's gross. And I said, no. It's not going to happen. It's not going to happen. The furor of fumes will not stop farting. Can you even be surrounded as the Fura of Fumes? |
| 2:02.1 | Yeah. |
| 2:02.4 | Can you be surrounded by a woman who would potentially have fumes? |
| 2:06.3 | Or is everyone that surrounds you just has to be fomeless? |
| 2:09.4 | I am the Fure of Fumes, meaning the FOF, FF! |
| 2:13.3 | Girls and guys, everyone included. |
| 2:16.4 | I am like a dog and I have the superpower where I can just sniff out fumes. Yeah, because you told me before that I don't have fumes. You have no fumes. Because I'm German. And even though I got a big butt, I don't have fumes. But it could be because of baby powder. Yeah, because I baby powder my balls and dick. and I tell myself the reason why it hurts when I pee and why I have an itchy dick hole |
| 2:36.8 | is because I get baby out of dumb mind. powder my balls and dick, and I tell myself the reason why it hurts when I pee and why I have |
| 2:36.0 | an itchy dick hole is because I get baby out of down my dick, but the truth is, it's |
| 2:40.4 | chlamydia. |
| 2:41.3 | Wow, you can't speak. |
| 2:42.3 | It is what it is. |
| 2:44.8 | And you can't speak right now because you've had a lot of cups of cough, and the last one was |
| 2:49.2 | vegan. |
| 2:49.8 | I had a vegan cup of coffee that was poured out of the barista's organic butthole. |
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