Long Duck Dong is about your age, Sam. You two should have a lot to chat about. I love visiting with a grandma and grandpa and writing letters to parents and pushing lawn mowing machines so grandpa's hyena don't get the stir. The

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and the Welcome to another episode of history hyenas with the two very mature hosts, Chris DeStefano and Janus Pappas.

Yeah, how you doing? I am very mature. Absolutely. Yes. And yeah, we're doing an episode today.

No farts today, guys. No farts. No talking about pseudopinuses. No calling anyone true blue gays. No calling anything cute. We're just going to talk politics. And that's it. We want to be on the right side of history. That's the most important part about all of this. I want to be on the alt-right side of history. We are not Louis C.K. I am, yes, I am not Louis and I do not stand for what he did.

Look, we are two funny guys who are most importantly, Not Louis C.K. I am, yes. I am not Louis. And I do not stand for what he did.

Look, we are two funny guys who are most importantly, not Louis C.K.

And I'm not.

And I understand that being a straight white male is historically evil.

And I just apologize.

And I understand that I could be doing better.

And I could be less white.

Hold on.

Isis getting a call for the Caliphate. Who's called? I think that's Isis' phone and he's getting a call. Oh, there is Rafi. Yeah, it says, Abdul Mahadi Adi. Mahal al-Az al-Az al-A-A-Lah-A-Lah-A-Lah-Muhr. Yeah. Lord!

I love more!

Yeah!

So he I love more! Al-a-Mah! Yeah!

So here we are back.

We hope you enjoyed the last episode.

We talked about Germany, our trip.

We're two different people now.

I'm telling you, we're two different kids.

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