#3696 There's A Wrong Way To Right-Size
TBTL: Too Beautiful To Live
TBTL
4.8 • 2.4K Ratings
🗓️ 1 June 2022
⏱️ 86 minutes
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Summary
Luke and Andrew are beguiled by a homemade bumper sticker created by one Walter Burbank. They also discuss the major league baseball player who has an almost comic ability to hit home runs at the exact wrong time.
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| 0:00.0 | How many hot dogs do you eat in a day, Tim? |
| 0:03.5 | A rather not-answered. Thank you, though. Did you eat hot dogs today? |
| 0:09.3 | Not exactly. And why are you bringing this up? Well, you have mustered on your shirt and frankly your burps wreak of hot dogs. |
| 0:17.6 | I had a hot dog bowl earlier today. Yes, I did. And what is a hot dog bowl? |
| 0:23.1 | It's like a breeder bowl |
| 0:25.1 | But it's chopped up hot dogs in a big old bread bowl. So like a much larger less healthy hot dog. Can I go? I'm starving |
| 0:39.2 | Wow, there's that fine line between you know have showing emotion and being a hot dog. Well said let us focus on tomorrow's show |
| 0:46.7 | And not plan flames of this provocative scandal any more than is necessary. A lot of times what we like to tell people that you have to let life |
| 0:53.9 | bounce off of you. Yep, right? And so we are gonna do just that literally in the literal sense. We're talking technology today the big T |
| 1:02.2 | Absolutely everyone's talking about technology these days because it's everywhere. Oh, it is you can't escape it |
| 1:08.0 | It's never technology is stretchy. I could I do good? I don't need to because I do bad |
| 1:14.0 | Cancel it |
| 1:17.3 | All right, hello good morning and welcome everyone to a Wednesday edition of TBTL the show |
| 1:23.0 | It just might be too beautiful to live |
| 1:25.7 | jalapeno |
| 1:26.7 | My name is Luke Burbank. I'm your host. I'm a professional look it up in the book coming to you from the Hollywood broadcast center |
| 1:33.0 | right here in Portland, Oregon where I am |
| 1:37.2 | Become somewhat of a hostage in my own home thanks to this |
| 1:41.9 | adorable but metal some cat a cat is an angel that pooped in a box |
| 1:48.6 | Anybody who's had a kitten I think will |
| 1:51.2 | Be able to identify with this but I have |
| 1:54.3 | Basically everything that's happening in this apartment now revolves around the whims of this cat and like if I want to |
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