#3695 The Scootercycle Diaries

TBTL: Too Beautiful To Live

TBTL

Comedy, Leisure

4.8 • 2.4K Ratings

🗓️ 31 May 2022

⏱️ 90 minutes

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Summary

Andrew's drive home from Denver was less uneventful than he had hoped, but he learned a lesson or two along the way. And Luke here's back from his AirBNB host after sending him a few gentle suggestions for future guests.

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0:00.0	Hello, no one is available to take your call. Please leave a message after the tone.
0:06.0	This is cool.
0:25.0	Oh, I'm skinny, that's hotpot.
0:27.3	To begin with, he dogs and she dogs playing with a yo-yo-yo.
0:31.5	Do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do.
0:35.6	But I don't know, yo-yo-yo.
0:37.6	I'm calling the bus now, right?
0:39.2	A T B T L P 0 6 4 1 4 A 2 A 4 I...
0:44.3	How about...
0:45.4	T B T L!
0:48.1	What are you doing?
0:55.1	I'm with the news, dude.
0:56.4	Today, I am making this studio a no-and-bearishment zone.
1:01.2	Do you seem like a real, real down-to-earth dude?
1:04.2	EMPLICIATELY, YOU COUATELY EMPLICIATELY TRUST ME.
1:07.4	I'm gonna bring a hundred and ten percent to the table on a daily basis, so one thing I
1:13.8	would do is like this.
1:15.4	OK, that's great.
1:16.7	I love you.
1:18.0	Oh my god, with your cheekbones and your guitar play, and it's all very, very attractive
1:22.4	and very, very talented.
1:23.9	Sweetie, have a good show.
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