Now I made you a very special dish. It's spaghetti, but instead of meatballs, it's

raisin balls. They look the same, but they taste very different. Do you want to know

what they symbolize? Yes. So I'm the kind of gal who tries to make the best of

things and since meatballs will never ever exist again, I said Carol, get your

hands up, grab some raisins, and you smash them into a ball girl. I know we're not

each other's soulmates. parentheses meet balls, but if we give it a little effort,

perhaps we can make it work, huh? parentheses raisin balls. So we might as well

dig into the raisin balls parentheses life we've been given.

You don't, these have turned. You might want to just eat around them. Yeah.

We're the number one show in hospitals and on sinking riverboat casinos. This is

about respect. This is about personal space. This is about the violation of the end.

Got it. Here's the long and short of it. Someone has been touching my karaoke machine.

Listen, Mr. T, and I want to tell you, out there in Rio land, you better keep

listen to the station. And if you don't, I'm coming after you.

All right, hello, good morning and welcome everyone to a Wednesday edition of TBTL. Show

that just might be too beautiful to live. It might not be good for the mind, but it's

most definitely good for the soul. My name is Luke Burbank. I am your host.

I'm so happy of myself coming to you from the Hollywood broadcast center right here in

Portland, Oregon, where I am feeling happy of myself because I've got a new room mate,

Bubbles Burbank, the cat. Time for cat massage. Got her last night, and I don't want to be

overly dramatic, but I would die for her. That's what I'm trying to say. Madly in love

with this eight week old cat. Love is wearing makeup to bed and going downstairs to the burger

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