I am Troy McClure. You may remember me from such nature films as Earwigs U. The Revenge of A Blaken.

The erotic adventures of Hercules. The wackiest-covered wagon in the West.

Alice's adventures through the windshield glass. They came to Bergle Carnegie Hall.

Two minus three equals negative fun. Man vs Nature, The Road to Victory. Designated drivers, the life-saving nerds,

the decapitation of Larry Ledfoot. Dial M for murderousness. Alice doesn't live anymore.

The boat-jacking of Super Ship 79. Smoke yourself thin. Firecrackers, the silent killer.

P is for psycho. Led paid. Delicious but deadly. Calling all Quakers.

Son of Sanford & Son. And here comes the metric system.

TVTL.

Do I wish our fans were a little more hip? Yes. Do I wish they were a tad more on top of their hygiene?

Absolutely. Do they have a confused look in their eyes? Like a dog that's heard a strange sound? Yeah.

That's a no for me dog.

We're going to kick you in the teeth. All right. And when you punch us back, we're going to smile at you.

And when you knock us down, we're going to get up. And on the way up, we're going to bite a kneecap off.

All right. And we're going to stand up. And then it's going to take two more shots to knock us down.

All right. And on the way up, we're going to take your other kneecap. And we're going to get up.

And then it's going to take three shots to get us down. I know you think you can think your way out of this with your thinkingness.

But don't think too much. Yeah. I just came here to hit dingers and have a good time.

All right. Hello. Good morning. Welcome everyone.

To a Tuesday edition of TBTL show that just might be too beautiful to live. The song goes out to all the coffee lovers of the world.

My name is Luke Burbank. I'm your host. I know who that is. And I don't care to find out.

Coming to you from the Hollywood broadcast center right here in Portland, Oregon. Where?

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